I'm An Architect Series - Part 1
Day One Begins
What Day Is It? Friday? Wrong!
How Many Bruises Does It Take To Have A Good Night?
Boy, Am I A Slacker
Frank & I
Patience, Whether It's With Photos Or Poker Is A Good Thing
Back In The Saddle Again
Walk It Off / Missing Person Report
#9 And The Jens Lekman Experience
Modest Mouse Has Been In Bend Twice . . . . . On Paper
If You Want The Local News Then Get Out Of Town
It's Official, The Worst Job In Bend Confirmed
Zoikes Scooby Doo, It's Freaky Deaky Friday
Is It Spring Yet? (Or Reasons To Think About Getting Fat)
Dare Accepted: Thou Chest Is Harrier
The Other Side Of Take Out Is Mildew On Rice
Smarts In Politics
Before It's Too Late
Christmas Came Early, She Said Yes
The Gift The Keeps On Giving
No Way To Escape
A Day Wiser
Smokey Flavored Pizza From Dominos?
Day 100
Day 99: Breaking News - One Day To Go
Day 98: Boo
Day 95: Now It's Getting Cold
Day 90: Clear Skies And No Frost On My Nose
Day 87: Time To Keep Going
Wamboozled By A 12-Year-Old Poker Phenom!
Tourney Time At Jake's
Why Ask Why, When You Can Ask What?
The Last Two Days Down Under
Rainy Sydney and The Building Everyone Knows
Sydney!
Down Under, Down To Where It's Green
Time To Saddle Up The Camels And Ramble
Oh No, Call The Doctor
Out Bush, Out To Dinner & Out And About
BBQ Madness Is Always A Good Thing
Subtle Differences Down Under
Is It the Weekend Already?
Slight Delays And Such
One Week In
Departure Minus Zero Days
Pedal Power In Downtown Bend: Friday's Downtown Twilight Criterium Photos
A Good Day For Watching Flying Objects
Summers Of Reruns Used To Suck
Rejoice: The Monkey Wagon Rides Again!
Jail Bait
The Importance Of T-Shirts
Roundabout Analysis: A Tale Of Two Roundabouts
The Most Efficient Form Of Forward Movement
Only Seven Months Until Christmas
Pancakes And Quagmires
Random Thoughts About Random Things
Not Exactly A Dog Lover
Giving In To The Madness
Wheels A Spinnin'
iPods: The Love / Hate Relationship
Creme Egg Overdoses
Truly Mysterious Stories And General Confusion
Kristi Miller Kicks Ass, Literally
Are You Going To Finish That?
Yes, Indeed My Feet Stick Out At Night
The Finer Moments In Life Are Brought To You By A Cup Of Tea And A Cookie
A Shorter Weekend (Blah Boo Hiss)
All In Moments
Simply Amazingly Perfect
Neglected, Indeed
Concerning 33 Or Perhaps Groundhogs Day
Fresher Than The Expiration Date On Your New Carton Of Milk
Something Or Someone For Everyone
Serving Sizes And The Man's Oppression Against Free Will
In Hiding? Perhaps, And Maybe I Should Stay There
Sometimes We're Sad, Sometimes We're Happy, & Sometimes We're Full Of Noodles
That Fresh And New Feeling
25 Bananas In My Stocking
24: I'm Santa Claus, And Today Is The Longest Day Of My Life
It's The 23rd! Time For A Festivus For The Rest Of Us!
Booze It Up Twenty Two Times
Twenty-One Ways To Shoot Your Eye Out
Scrub Your Mouth With Soap 20 Times Charlie Brown
Last Day For Christmas Orders Is December 19th!
Eighteen Can Be Painful
Seventeen Gingerbread Cookies A-running
Sixteen Chia Pets A-returning
Why Is That Present Under The Tree Moving?
The Fourteenth Day Of Christmas Made Me Thirsty
Thirteen Christmas Sweaters A-knitting
Time To Bang My Own Drum
This Entry Blows, Eleven Times
Oh! Those Leaping Lords
Tractors, Golf Carts, Llamas, Christian Boris and Roller Derby Girls
Milky Goodness
Seven Swans A-swimming
Sex
Five Golden Rings
10, 9, 8, 7...Four!
Three Three Three
Number Two As In Turtle Doves
First In A Series Of Twenty Five
So, That Was November?
The Fabulous Beyond All Other Gifting Spectacular Super Sale Day Draws Near
Time For The Obligatory Snow Scoop
Thirty Two
Time, Better Ways To Spend It, Or Waste It
The Horror... The Horror...
Pedaling Power And Perseverance
Little Italy And Me, It Rhymes With 23
Sunflowers And Sofa Beds
Yes Virginia, It's Not Summer Anymore
So, John Waters Was In Bend
Only In America Part 5
This Might Be Dangerous To Those Who Suffer From Peanut Allergies
What Is This World Coming To?
Flex The Fingers And Crack The Knuckles
Sometimes The Mountain Goats Say It Best
No More Shoes, No More News, No More Blues
Results: The Real Best Of Bend 2006
Continuing The Story
Sadness Everywhere, Sadness Rules The World
3-Day Weekend: Desert Island Disc Edition
Wonder Wheel Legs Of Power Don't Fail Me Now
Windows Vista: Which Edition Are You Or What's Your Sign?
I Don't Love It
Best Of Bend 2006 Part Deux, Or 20 Questions, Or Vote Early And Vote Often
Gone Upgradin'
Easedropping
The Frugal Gourmet Wasn't Frugal Enough For This
Better Blogs Through Buttons
The CD Release Party Of All CD Release Parties
The End Is Not Yet Here
Only In America Part 4
A Day Late, But A Dollar Richer
By My Calculations 16 Years Ago, I Should Have Been Retired By Now
Two Outta Three Ain't Bad, But Sleeping In The Summer Sucks Worse Than A Meatloaf Song Sung Out Of Tune
Weekend Update With Mr. Melted Monkey
When Banana Bread Attacks, Run Away, Run Away
Hey Mermaids, Do Candles Burn Underwater?
2006 Cascade Cycling Classic Photos And More
Nothing
Smells Like Polyester, Tastes Like Chicken
Smart Relief For Your Pain
Stupid Or Blind
If There's A Day To Get Brainfreeze, Today Is That Day
A Movie Script Ending
A Momentary Lapse Of Tacos
THAT Flying Dog, Again, And The Search For Birdman
I'd Buy That For Dollar
Suedehead
The Square Root Of 529
145 Months Ago An Important Question Was Asked
Life During Wartime
Oh, Here We Are
A Life Of Possibilities
Jimmy Hoffa Isn't As Important As Deli Potato Salad
Slow Down World, Damn You, Slow Down
Just A Test (Or Becoming Part Of The Solution Part Two)
Twenty Six
For Love Or Money
2 + 2 = 5
It's A Blessing And A Curse
Would You Like Some Chips?
Into The Wind
Do You Realize...
Loser
Freak Out Friday Fun
Only Seven Months Until Christmas
Counting Back From Ten
The DC Wrap Up
Crabby Cakes and Tour Buses
$3 A Gallon Gas, $5 Cheese And Politicians At 35,000 Feet
Learn Something Everyday
Grand Taco Larceny
Willpower
2 To The 3
Atlast Something To Write About
Invasion 1836, or Divine Invasion?
Technology: It's A Love Hate Sort Of Thing
I Don't Save Room For Desert
I've Got A Secret
March Madness
Getting Real, Keeping It Real, And General Real Stuff
Shoes Too Tight
Sick With A Cold, Random Stuff, Etc...
Fun Around Downtown Bend In About Three Weeks
the monkey report - disneyland trip
All Work And No Play Makes Monkeyinabox A Dull Boy
Someone's Pockets Are Getting Fat
Deja Vu: The Bulletin & You
The Transcendent Triple Whopper Tale
Getting Things Done And The Myths Of Multitasking
Failing To Plan, Is Planning To Fail
Representin' Valentines
#400 Part 8: For Those Utterlybored
#400 Part 7: For Those Utterlybored
#400 Part 6: For Those Utterlybored
#400 Part 5: For Those Utterlybored
#400 Part 4: For Those Utterlybored
#400 Part 3: For Those Utterlybored
#400 Part 2: For Those Utterlybored
#400 Part 1: For Those Utterlybored
Big Monkey Is Watching You
Got Your 61" Plasma TV For The Big Game Yet?
Score One For Wal-Mart
You Can't Win The Lottery If You Don't Buy The Ticket
Here's Part Of The Solution To The 10,000 Roundabout Problem
In The Year Twenty-Thirty
The Cheesy-Cheese Loving Bandit: From Cheesenips to Velveeta In A Jar
It's A Mystery: Cheesy Crimes Or Cheesy Criminals?
Now One For The Brew Site
Friday The Fun 13th
I AM SNARKY BEND!
Here's A Review You Won't See On Bend Oregon Restaurants
2006: Similar Alley, Different Rats
The Best Of 2005, Well, The Best Of This Site In 2005
Only 363 Days Until Christmas
Sick/Suck Ho/Hum Nip/Tuck
I Hate Mass Produced Holiday Popcorn Tins
Merry Chri...err..Happy Hol...err...HAPPY FREAKIN' FESTIVUS
My Podcast Has Bird-Flu
Christmas Comes Early To Sisters Oregon
Monkey Claus: The Trifecta, Almost, So Close
The Nightmare After Turkey Day That Never Happened
Time For Turkey(s)
It's Not Easy Being A Wizard
Extremely Ebullient Expressions
Road Trip Highlight : Gas For $2.21 A Gallon
I Design, You Pay: That's How It's Supposed To Be
Better Than You Think
11,323 Days or 496 Candles So Far
Cream Cheese, It's Not Just For Bagels Anymore
Concerning Witches
750 Miles Of Commuting Differently
Who Took A Cookie From The Cookie Jar? DeWolf Took A Cookie From The Cookie Jar
Dresscode Schmesscode (Or If I don't Get To Wear My Bling, I'm Going To Freak Out)
The Wolf Knows Playoff Baseball
Living Phat, Or Just Living Fatter?
Life Is Hard, Especially For NBA Players
On A Mission From God
Vote For Pedro
A Mishmash Of Mish And Mash
Let The Bacchanalia Begin
Paul Davidson And Donald Trump's Fantasy Apprentice
Extravagance And Ostentation
Getting Back Up Again
A New Volcano In Oregon, Donald Trump & Paris Hilton
Many Bends In The Road To Utopia
Is There Any Way Possible My Jose Canseco Rookie Card Could Lose Any More Value
Don't Bring Me Down
There's A Chill In The Air...
Rad
Bastard Coated Bastards With Bastard Filling
Things I Know
Lowered Expectations
Sometimes You Just Have To Jump
Sex Sells, But It Has Nothing To Do With This Entry
Pepsi Day At The Fair Sucked
Drop It Like It's Hot And Run Like Hell
Let's End On A Hot Note
Damn Technology! Damn! Damn! Damn!
Death And Creation
Time For Fun Friday
Pit Bulls Are Murderers
Cascade Cycling Classic Photos
Speed Of Light
It's A Dangerous World Out There
Dogs With Balloons, Llamas On A Leash, & Monkeys In Wagons
The Real Question Of The Day
Free Ice Cream, Free Movie & Cheap Weight Loss. Wow, Life Is Good
Podcasts Part 2
Shut Up, Be Happy
Sweet Goodness Metal Crunchiness
Today's Words Of Wisdom From Carl Everett
Not In A Blue Moon
Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls Hearts
How Much Will Gas Have To Cost To Get People To Change?
Diving In
All The News That's Not Fit To Print
Camping In The Forest, Go You Will
The End, Something New And Something Blue
The First Million Is Always The Hardest
You Better Have AFLAC! For Those Pesky Lightsaber Wounds
Do Terrorists Wear Boxers Or Briefs?
All It Took Was An Old-Fashioned Phone Call To Reach Paris HIlton
Just A Frapping Good Time
Megatron Rejuvenate!
The Day After Too Many Margaritas Isn't Always Much Fun
555: Sign Of The Taco
Retroman
Turn Off The TV....I Don't Think So!
Someone's Been Chewing On My Pens
And So It Begins
Gas Prices, Damn 'Em To Hell
ArchVoices
Paris Hilton Everywhere!
Invasion: Wal-Mart SUUUUUPER Center
So Far Gone Running On Empty
Road Trip: Spring Break Edition
When Primates Go Bad
O'Ray For The Roids
299 Came Before This One
Worst Of The Best In Bend
Does Anyone Really Like Business Card CDs?
Every Hundred Years The Black Mamba Bites Again And You Vote For Pedro
Don't Get It?
As Real As It Gets, I Guess
Yeah, Oh Baby, Have You Got Those Suuuuunday Blues?
It's Not Always Just About Design
Not Bored With Board, Games That Is
Juiced
You In Oh You Out
Happy Pancake Day, But I Ate A Donut Instead
Here's A Tip For Ya
The Simple Life: Giving A Bad Name To Interns Everywhere
The Field Of Architecture Loses A True Hero
Duty Free Days Aren't Always The Best
Wil Wheaton And Me
Hey Spammers, Take That!
That Wal-Mart Price Without The Wal-Mart Experience
How Could A Free Lunch And Doing An Easy Repair On A Windows XP PRO Laptop Make For A Bad Day?
Banned
A Good Day In Cupertino
2005 Word To Your Mutha
The Month That Went Too Fast
BH Goes To A Freak. Critters Buggin Comes To Bend
Common Sense Isn't That Common, Or How A Hawk Named Pale Male Needs Legal Representation
Whore Is A No-No, But Prostitute, Hooker, And Call Girl Are A-OK
Pottery Barn Watch Your Back
It's A Gift And A Curse
Even The Street Thugs Are Yuppies Here
You're Going Down In The Double Round, Okay?
Battlestar Galactica Redux
Tales Of The Soda Pop Junkie
A Slice And A Soda Is Not Enough For Me
National Buttkicking Association
Furious Fingers Of Dialing Fury
Christmas Comes Early, Well Not To Me
Put A Call Out To The 5-oh's: Stolen Car Alert
The Kobe Transcripts
Serious Delirium
It's Over
It's Official, The Monkey Projects That The Next President Of The United States Is...
I Did It In The Closet Naked
If Marcellus Wallace Was President
Stuff You Don't Expect To Happen
Worldly Series
Negative Campaign Ads Aren't Negative Enough For Me
Cursing
Game Seven
None For You, None For Me
Long Talkers
Email Schmemail
We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Post For The Red Robin Update
Politically Speaking
Is It That Time Again?
This Presidentin' Thang Is Hard
Just Plain WARED Out
Andy Rooney Says Don't Vote If You Are Stupid
Sweet Dreams
The More You Spend, The More You Save!
Who's LINE Is It Anyway?
I'm All In
Jenga For a Million Dollars? That's For Wimps
Holy Crap! I Figured Out A Way To Increase Youth Voting
Episode IV: The Condiment Wars
Things You Learned In School That You Don't Need To Know Now That You've Got A Job
This Monkey's Gone To Heaven
A Bush Lovin' Good Time
Next Time I'll Read The Damn Map
And The Gold Medal Goes To.....
Goodbye
Today's Episode Of: You Make The Call!
How Come People Who Buy At Garage Sales Have Nicer Cars Than I Do?
Okay, That Was A Letdown
The Packrat Effect
From The Mundane To The Useless To The Extremely Useful
2004 Deschutes County Fair Photography Entries
Because You Can't Drink Hot Coffee Through A Straw
Ye Old Presidential Beer Debates
Could An Ad Agency Sell Their Soul To You? Maybe They Already Have
Wish It Away Into The Cornfield
Monkey Slowly Crawls Back Up From The Lowly Pit Of Dispair In Hopes That The Sun Will Be Shining Today
Week Of The Living Dead
Betting Ends!
My Izzle Has Fizzled
Ain't That Cute
It's Almost Showtime Baby!
Let's Not Recall The 80's So Fondly
Really? Stuff That's Either A Bad Idea, A Crazy Idea, Or Something You'd Never Think Would Happen
What Can I Get For $3?
A Week Without Coffee And Four Days Of Girl Scouts
I Am Such A Whore For Free Stuff
Is Life Really Simple?
Detroit Beats Lakers In 5 Straight Proving, Well, I Don't Know What It Proves
Like Winning The Lottery
In Perspective
Is Technology Really Making Life Better?
Biggus Dickus And Les Triplets de Belleville
And I Should Remember You Because?
I Read It For The Articles
#200 - How To Turn A 3-Day Weekend Into 4+ Days
More Fun For Everyone..Oh Wait, Nevermind
And Now For Something Completely Different
And The Finger Goes To...
The Cure For Cancer?
Truly Inside The Box
Beating Your Own Drum
And This Proves What?
Dog Gone It!
The Search For Donuts Of Mass Destruction
The Day After What Could Have Been, But Wasn't Because Of Previous Engagements
Suck Up Enough And You'll Make It To The Top
Free Cake For Everyone
Friday Calling, Anyone Home?
If I Can't Solve My Own Problems, Does Anyone Know The Number For The A-Team?
Okay, This Isn't Getting Any Better
Cloned Pussy Cats Are Not As Cute As You Think
How I Turned Into A Religious Fanatic Overnight
Putting The Broad In Broadband
Sick On Your Birthday
A Case Of The Mondays, Or Does It All Just Suck?
Bloody Satisfaction, Yes It Was
A Messy Desk Is The Sign Of Genius
White Stuff
A Tiny Phone In Your Hand Makes All The Difference
Wonder Leg Powers Activate
Daylight Saving Time Kicked My Ass
Email Management Begins With Smile
Solutions To Turnover, Oh Wait Make That Dirty Underwear Instead
I Want An Answer Now!
Nothing Is More Motivating Than The Last Minute
Learning Japanese Isn't The Hardest Thing In Life
Déjà vu Redo
Time For A Change
Pill Popping Fiend
It Was A Tasty Burger
Busy Week
Hot n Heavy
This Was Really A Test
It's Better Than Being In A Cave With A Flashlight
At The Movies
Hot Or Not
There's A Little Triumph In All Of Us
There Is Such A Thing As A Free Lunch
Back To What Really Matters
Just For You Brad
So Was It A Gellin Like Magellan Week For You?
Media Whores On Parade
Is This Really The Best We Can Do
Metal Nipple Covers Are All The Rage These Days
Wish The Last Post Into The Cornfield
Fool Me Once: Shame On You, Fool Me Twice...
Relatively Speaking
Didn't Have A Headache Until I Got To Work
Eat The Salad, Pay For Music & Movies...Yeah Right
And Your Point Is?
Stuck On Sticky Floors
In The Year 3000
Year Of The Monkey
Now Wait Jus' One Minizle
MENSA Should Be Afraid
Bad Day For A Wet T-Shirt Contest
A Wintery Mix
Bye Bye 2003
When It Snows It Really Snows
Get What You Really Want At Christmas
Ho Ho Humbuged!!!
A Poker Face Can Be Your Best Friend
It's A Good Thing Gandalf Didn't Ask Paris To Take The Ring
Get Out Before It Blows
Obsolete Even Before It Starts, Just Ask Microsoft
Bearded Men Beware
.Net
A Simple Life For Simple Minds
Three Day Weekend And How I Punk'd The Parade
Monkeys With Red Hats
The Well Traveled Donut
Oogle That Google
Pilot Can At The Queer Of God
You Gotta Get Up Early In Order To Suck
Ignorance Is Bliss
One Month Until Christmas!
It's All The Rage These Days
Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmm...
The Stupid, The Dumb and The Beautiful
Paris Hilton Gone Wild
The Oracle Likes Candy - Not Microsoft Bullshit
With A Little Help You Can Feel Good About Yourself!
The Week Of The Living Dead
They Fought The Theater And The Theater Won.
A Hattori Hanzo Sharp Post
Well That Blows
The Day After And The Day Before
Revolutions
Resigned
Heroes & Villians
Let It Snow
Class Is In Session
Has It Been A Week Already?
The Monkey Is NOT Dead! Munchi Kawfi Lives!
Wal-Mart.com Is Not Your Friend
Is It Real Or...?
Opps, I Sat On It Again
Shoot!!! Quick Before Anyone Else Copies Everybody Else
Arrrrrnold
Searching For People? Try Matmos First
Better Set The Clock Early
I Dare You, Say What One More...
Sue Me, Yes You Will
Duckman Has Cometh
Now For Something Completely Different
Oh, Mama Mia!
Bring Out The Dead
Yes Is the Answer
To Bike or Not To Bike, That Is the Question.
Money Talks, Automated Listening Sucks
I Shot a Man in Brooklyn, Just to Watch Him Die
Blogger Gets Better!
MC Hammer Was Just Too Nice of a Guy
Common Sense in America
Holy Theatrical Theatrics Batman!
If You Don't Want It, Why Should I?
Too Many Cooks in the Stupidity Kitchen
Captain monkeyinabox
3-Day Weekends Really Help
Answers
The Unknown
A Commonsensical Approach to Being a Redneck
How Post-it Notes Ruined My Life
One Week
Sideburns
The Two Sides of Mr. Burns
Only in America
I Love It When a Plan Comes Together
What a Difference a Week Makes
When a Computer Being Down is Good!
Are You Ready TV Viewers?
..Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Move
News Flash: Domain Spammers REALLY Suck
A Happy Penguin? Not Here.
A Sigh of Relief...oh wait!
But It's a Dry Heat
Dumber and Dumberer and Dumbererer
I Never Thought It Would Happen
Lance Would Be Proud
You!
Republican Party Politics
Is it Summer Yet?
Wait a Second....
Maybe Some Tequila Would Help
Fountainhead
FINALLY!!!!!
Oh, the Irony!
Just Flip It Over
The Ship Has Landed
Like a Ship On the Ocean
MMmmmmmm Blogger REDUX
Messy Desk? Naw.....
When a Copy is not a Copy
Is Tuesday Really Any Better?
Holy Manic Monday Batman!
Speak Up!
Practice Makes Perfect, Errr...
It's a West-Coast Sort of Thing
It's Tuesday
Going To See The.... NOPE!
The Grill Is Mine!
I'm Putting My Skills To Use
Hectic, Crazy and All Together Mad!
A Rental Is Better Than Nothing
Don't Mess With THIS Bicyclist!
Shake It Up!
Pass It Around!
The Daily Present
Stop The Presses!
Options or No Options?
Hooray!
I have NOT seen this movie
Morpheus Hates Me
He's Dead Jim! (almost)
Bad Day To Come To Work With A Headache
Buring The Candle At Both Ends
Office Furniture
Reloaded
Get Down Off That Box!
Exit Stage Left
Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs
MMmmmmmm Blogger I LOVE YOU
Shoot Me Already
Fashionably Trendy
Take a Picture
Don't Tell Me What to Do!
To My Dearest Wife
Thinking about the move
Spam, spam and more spam
Room without a view
Mmmmm Donuts!
Stories From The Checkout Line
Ouch! My Head
A Beginning