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Don't Tell Me What to Do!

05.01.2003

Monkey on the box!

The Monkey is on the box, so listen up! I am a tall guy and I like that. What I don't like is people asking the question, "Do you play basketball?" I'm not sure if I did or didn't why it would be any of their business. The worst comes when someone states, "You SHOULD play basketball". Where do you think you have the audacity to tell me that! If you do, I have a few for you:

Would you tell a big breasted woman that "She should be a topless dancer"?

Woud you tell a woman with a big butt that "She should be Sir Mix-A-Lot's girlfriend"?

Would you tell a midget that "They should be a horse jockey"?

Would you tell a fat person that "They should eat at Subway everyday and be like Jared"?

If you answered yes to all of these questions, then fine, tell me to play basketball, if not, mind your own damn business!
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