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Arrrrrnold

10.08.2003

Here to pump you up!

Let us start with the best quote we've seen today.

Dear California,
I used to have this friend in high school. She wasn't a slut, exactly; she was just really needy. And whenever some hot new jock guy would breeze into town, she'd think, "Yes, he's the one! He'll fix everything that's wrong with me!" Then she'd throw herself at him in the most demeaning way possible.
That always worked out well for her. Jesus. What happened, California? Did your dad fuck you up that much?
I take back all those things that I took back that I said about you, California. You are a state of stupid self-hating fruitcakes. But we're still concerned. We'll build the political equivalent of a battered women's shelter for you when your hot and totally dysfunctional love affair with Arnold is over.
And now who's gonna help you out when Arnold's beating you senseless in the middle of the night? You think Nevada gives a shit? Christ. It's tough love time. Let's never speak again.
Your concerned -- and really embarrassed -- ex-friend,
New York State

Let us finish with saying we've finally got a pair of new contact lenses to see with. We see much better, yes we do. Now all we must do is find THE PRECIOUS!!!!!


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