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Opps, I Sat On It Again

10.10.2003

SIT ON IT!

Playoff baseball is good. Playoff baseball with the Yankees beating the Red Sox is even better.

Seven baserunners in the first two innings of a playoff game against the Yankees and you only score one run? That's like hanging up when Kate Beckinsale asks you out on a date and then registering her number on the Do Not Call list.

Have you sat on your cell phone lately? Hope it didn't dial 911 by mistake.

A perspective on $87 billion. If I had that much money I probably wouldn't keep it in $1 bills. $5's are much nicer.

Dinner parties during the week are okay. Dinner parties during playoff baseball are not. Dinner parties that are during playoff baseball and have a discussion group on religion are even worse. Dinner parties that are during playoff baseball and have a discussion group on religion and expect you to be involved are beyond fucked up. Yep that's what happened yesterday night. Too make it worse it was a Survivor night on tv. That's a little harder to explain to people talking about the external scheme of life. Sure I don't believe baseball and Survivor matter that much on the scale of importance on the worlds scale of historical eventism but for a typical Thursday evening in early October they matter.

Why I'm on the subject of religion, why do all religions seem to have a plan for death, but your current life is not so clear? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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