Opps, I Sat On It Again
Playoff baseball is good. Playoff baseball with the Yankees beating the Red Sox is even better.
Seven baserunners in the first two innings of a playoff game against the Yankees and you only score one run? That's like hanging up when Kate Beckinsale asks you out on a date and then registering her number on the Do Not Call list.Have you sat on your cell phone lately? Hope it didn't dial 911 by mistake. A perspective on $87 billion. If I had that much money I probably wouldn't keep it in $1 bills. $5's are much nicer. Dinner parties during the week are okay. Dinner parties during playoff baseball are not. Dinner parties that are during playoff baseball and have a discussion group on religion are even worse. Dinner parties that are during playoff baseball and have a discussion group on religion and expect you to be involved are beyond fucked up. Yep that's what happened yesterday night. Too make it worse it was a Survivor night on tv. That's a little harder to explain to people talking about the external scheme of life. Sure I don't believe baseball and Survivor matter that much on the scale of importance on the worlds scale of historical eventism but for a typical Thursday evening in early October they matter. Why I'm on the subject of religion, why do all religions seem to have a plan for death, but your current life is not so clear? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm