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Oogle That Google

12.03.2003

Monkeys?  never heard of them.

Ever since Google became our new god of search engines, there have been many people trying to figure out how to get successful results with their pages. Meta tags, hidden fake text and many links were tricks used that now Google seems to know about and thus gives those sites crappy rankings. Recently, webblogs have killed the Google star so to speak. I really believe this with the amount of visits I get to my site with Google searches on Paris Hilton. Sure it cracks me up and that's probably why I keep posting Paris Hilton links and info updates on here. The one that still cracks me up the most is goto to Google and do a search for 'Paris Hilton Makeup Tips'. Bam! There I am, even though I've never really published anything extensive on Paris Hilton or on here makeup tips. Is this anything to get excited about, probably not, but it's still funny. Of course it's not nearly as funny as when you goto Google and type in 'miserable failure' and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'. Yup good stuff indeed! And any further questions should be sent to the googleguy and see what he says.

However, it looks like Google is starting to change things, but it seems that Google hates index files that aren't standard html files. Probably not a good thing for those wanting more advanced pages.

Since I never post about Paris Hilton, heh heh, I think it's fair to give this normal woman her fair amount of positive quotes as well.

I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We're not spoiled.

Okay sounds normal to me.

Last night, we were at the party for Elite Models, and there were no cabs on 42nd Street, so we walked. Every single person, even those 80 years old, were surrounding us and taking pictures. We stood there for literally an hour. It was really annoying.

Damn girlfriend, I feel your pain. I hate it what that happens to me.

in Hollywood, where she shares a mansion with Nicky. Paris wakes up at 9 or 10 a.m., goes to auditions or acting classes, lunches with girlfriends, shops 'a little, but not every day. I'm trying to work hard and do something with myself'.

Sounds like the average day of the average person. Paris I had you all wrong.

Speaking of having it wrong, John Gruber has some better slogans for ipodsdirtylittlesceret.

Isn't it a shame when you have a high-class top-notch website like http://www.makeeverygirlwantyou.com and it fails to validate. Quick, Zeldman do your magic.


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