monkeyinabox: look here....or you could just go through life and be happy anyway

the daily banana

Long Talkers

10.14.2004

long talking

You know the kind, some call them longwinded, or gabbers, but they are long talkers. I've know enough of them to make me believe that it's not an isolated incident, so I'm sure you can relate with me. These are the people who talk and talk and talk and there is no way to stop them. It may be easy to say, interrupt, or walk away, but that's not the case.

Instead of me rambling on about this (see I'm a nice little monkey), I'll go straight to the ancient Chinese secret of stopping the long talker: the Talk less; listen more, hand signal:

The signal involves quietly pointing out your hand upwards, towards them, but without moving your arm up, with your thumb tucked in, and the four other fingers pointing up. It is a quiet and discrete way to communicate, “Talk less, listen more,” without disturbing or interrupting them, and often without anyone else realizing what is happening.

Now, that that's out of the way, let's get right to it. No messing around just spoilers a-plenty.

There's the O'Reilly Factor and the O'Really! Factor. So, sit down, shut up and read.

It's okay to pose nude for pictures, but don't stand there!

In closing, it looks like VP Dick Cheney is better with words than I thought. Vote for him or go F yourself.


Posted by monkeyinabox ::: |