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Put A Call Out To The 5-oh's: Stolen Car Alert

11.11.2004

state trooper

Yeah, that's what happened to one of my co-worker's yesterday. Not exactly much to talk about in regards to the mass quantities of yuppie BMW, Lexus & Mercedes SUVs in the vicinity and someone went after her car. It wasn't a Cadillac Escalade or anything like that, but just an older Toyota Tercel with Metallica and bullet-hole stickers. She's not happy, but what can you do? Yeah, form a vigilante posse and hang out by the Taco Bell.

Still pissed about how the election went? Well, these goodies might help. Maybe not.

Maybe if life is just too damn good for you and you have an iPod, then it's time to get a Apple iSock for it. For me? Well, I'll just stick my lame Rio MP3 in an old gym sock. Keeping up with the Jones’s? Hell yeah, but maybe it is time to upgrade.

Life is at least good watching the Shaq-less Lakers getting their butts kicked. In other basketball news, the Pacers are hurting. Reggie broke his hand, Jermaine O'Neal is hurt and Ron Artest is tired. Tired? Yeah, obviously making a rap album takes it's toll, but should it take time away from your real job?

I've still got my album coming out Nov. 23. After the album comes out I'm going to make sure all of my time is focused on winning a championship.

Of course Mr Artest had another interview during the summer where he summed up the previous season and how to improve for this year:

I just have to step up my game. I have to focus on the game better, because there are going to be a lot of guys out there who know we had the best record.

Huh? Staying focused? I hope someone re-reads this to Mr. Artest and asks about how this rap-album is helping the team. Good to see those overpaid pansies have their priorities straight. LIke we really need another rap album from an athlete. Life is just a little too-good for them I guess.


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