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Cold Day In Hell

So either it means that Fall is on the way, or Hell is freezing over, but I can't tell quite yet...

Got an iPod and like wood, or a better way of phrasing that is do you think back to the days of youth with you watched those first Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup commercials where someone would be walking down the street with a chocolate bar and someone else would be walking down the same street (or around a corner) with a open jar of peanut (and who hasn't done that) and then collide? Now, imagine the same scenario with an iPod and a log. Bingo.

Okay, okay, this isn't for real, but would it really be that much worse than the current state of things? I mean, Ronald Reagan set the stage for actors turned politicians, and we all know how well that usually works out. Come to think about it, maybe it is a good thing that's a joke.

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

I guess things could be weirder, I mean you buy a pizza and get a Blackberry, of course if you don't read the fine print it costs $900 for the contract, so if you can afford that, why do you need the free Blackberry or why in the world are you buying cheap ass Papa John's pizza? Must be a cold day in Hell.

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