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Extravagance And Ostentation

09.13.2005

extravagance and ostentation

In the year 2030, Bend will be filled with clouds, visions and action plans, or is that now. While we try and figure that out let's move on to the near future: the fall TV schedule.

Mondays: features shows like Arrested Development, Wife Swap, Two and a Half Men, CSI: Miami, Medium, and finally in January 24. The WB gets credit for the best show title: Just Legal.

Tuesdays: brings back Boston Legal, The Amazing Race, The Office, American Idol, and Gilmore Girls. While ABC tries to be all daring with Commander-In-Chief, the most shocking show (at least by title) is UPN's Sex, Love & Secrets. It's like Beverly Hills 90210 all over again: oh joy!

Wednesdays: brings the exciting second season of Lost and good ol' Law & Order, but brings us the best new reality show: The Apprentice: Martha Stewart. Given the fact that Mark Burnett and Donald Trump are working to make this show means the level of quality and cheesy-ness is going to be just right. Maybe when the contestants are fired, Martha will hit them with a wooden spoon and say -you're beat.

Thursdays: brings Alias, Survivor, CSI, Without A Trace, Will & Grace, The Apprentice, ER and the best title for a new show: Everybody Hates Chris. While that show might bomb the 1000th season of Survivor should be good again.

Fridays: Battlestar Galactica (the best show on currently), Supernanny, Numb3rs and Malcolm in the Middle.

Sundays: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Desperate Housewives, The West Wing, The Simpsons and Family Guy.

So if playoff baseball and football aren't keeping you glued to the TV already, I hope you've found even more ways to sit on your butt and waste away.


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