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My Podcast Has Bird-Flu


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What a cheap shot that was. Jumping on the bandwagon and just trying to get those cheap Google hits. Oh well, what can I do?

Well, unless something big happens, podcast will be the word of the year:

The list:
winner: podcast
runners up: bird flu, ICE (not the chilly stuff), IDP, IED, lifehack, persistent vegetative state, reggaeton, rootkit, squick, sudoku, and trans fat.

I'll sum it up for you: While listening to a podcast the other day I learned about the dangers of bird-flu, but I wasn't worried about it since I only eat Apples, which have no trans fat, BTW. However I also learned that IDPs are spreading the disease which could put you in a persistent vegetative state unless you get help quickly. Luckily my cell phone has an ICE number so if I happened to be listening to reggaeton while playing sudoku and an IED blews up near by I could get help. That advice alone is a great lifehack, but for some they will feel squicked by anything like a rootkit that invades their computer or a disease that invades their body.

So that's a summary of the last year? I guess if that didn't excite you, how about the person of the year?

Speaking of lifehack's I got a kick out of reading what people thought about giving your phone number or zipcode out to stores requesting it at the point of sale. When I worked in a grocery store we had the phone number thing and I was surprised at how many people would blurt it out loud. If you were a stalker this was a dream come true. Just follow someone into the store (I mean you were stalking them already, right?) and follow them through the checkout.

If you are truly obsessed about stalking someone, then you need a voodoo doll for when they aren't cooperating with you. Example: The Paris Hilton Voo Doo Doll. Of course if you've got a mean monkey that scratches, that's really bad enough.

And finally, Project Runway is back. Tonight. Bravo. This was by far the best reality-type show on season one, so I'm hoping it stays on track. If you like design and the process it goes through, then watch. If not, you're out and the ho ho ho hum is good enough for you anyway.

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mrs h said:

I found the theme song for your blog. It's a song by the band Hot Chip called "over and over"

The lyrics go:
over and over and over and over and a monkey with a miniature cymbal, the joy of repetition really is on you

monkeyinabox said:

Driving in my Peugeot, yeah yeah yeah/ 20-inch rims with the chrome now, yeah yeah yeah/ Blazin' out Yo La Tengo, yeah yeah yeah.

monkeyinabox supports the Hot Chip.

mrs h said:

is that another Hot Chip lyric?

I hear them on all the time

monkeyinabox said:

Yeah, that's from the album 'Coming On Strong'.

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