My Podcast Has Bird-Flu
What a cheap shot that was. Jumping on the bandwagon and just trying to get those cheap Google hits. Oh well, what can I do?
Well, unless something big happens, podcast
will be the word of the year
runners up: bird flu, ICE (not the chilly stuff), IDP, IED, lifehack, persistent vegetative state, reggaeton, rootkit, squick, sudoku, and trans fat.
I'll sum it up for you: While listening to a podcast
the other day I learned about the dangers of bird-flu
, but I wasn't worried about it since I only eat Apples, which have no trans fat
, BTW. However I also learned that IDPs
are spreading the disease which could put you in a persistent vegetative state
unless you get help quickly. Luckily my cell phone has an ICE
number so if I happened to be listening to reggaeton
while playing sudoku
and an IED
blews up near by I could get help. That advice alone is a great lifehack
, but for some they will feel squicked
by anything like a rootkit
that invades their computer or a disease that invades their body.
So that's a summary of the last year? I guess if that didn't excite you, how about the person of the year
Speaking of lifehack's I got a kick out of reading
what people thought about giving your phone number or zipcode out to stores requesting it at the point of sale. When I worked in a grocery store we had the phone number thing and I was surprised at how many people would blurt it out loud. If you were a stalker this was a dream come true. Just follow someone into the store (I mean you were stalking them already, right?) and follow them through the checkout.
If you are truly obsessed about stalking someone, then you need a voodoo doll for when they aren't cooperating with you. Example: The Paris Hilton Voo Doo Doll
. Of course if you've got a mean monkey that scratches, that's really bad enough.
And finally, Project Runway is back
. Tonight. Bravo. This was by far the best reality-type show on season one
, so I'm hoping it stays on track. If you like design and the process it goes through, then watch. If not, you're out and the ho ho ho hum
is good enough for you anyway.
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