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I Hate Mass Produced Holiday Popcorn Tins

12.15.2005

mass-produced popcorn sucks

Don't get me wrong, cheese popcorn is the greatest thing since, well, since cheese popcorn, but the mass-produced stuff sucks. You know what I mean, the tins pilled up at Wal-Mart, the tins sent through the mail from those cheese and sausage shops, basically anything not coming from a candy shop. It's easy to spot. The popcorn itself looks like balls and has the consistency of Styrofoam. Okay, I've never eaten Styrofoam, but it's how I imagine it would feel as I chewed it up.

I know it's short and it's to the point: mass-produced holiday popcorn tins suck.


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