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Truly Mysterious Stories And General Confusion

04.05.2007

unsolved mysteries

Just some recent spam that was too good to simply put in the trash.

Five different states. In Jason Bournes lexicon these were weapons, especially the money. Mo went to the urinal-long overdue-and then to the door; he pulled it back several inches to observe the blonde. Suddenly, the door swung violently back several feet and Panov crashed into the wall. Hey, sorry, pal! cried a short heavyset man, who grabbed the psychiatrist by the shoulders as Mo grabbed his face. You okay, buddy? Oh, certainly. Yes, of course. The hell you are, you got a nosebleed! Cmon over here by the towels, ordered the T-shirted trucker, one sleeve rolled up to hold a pack of cigarettes. Cmon, put your head back while I get some cold water on your schnoz. ... Loosen up and lean against the wall. There, thats better; well stop this sucker in a moment or two. The short man reached up and gently pressed the wet paper towels across Panovs face.

As a general rule of thumb, take the medical advice from the T-shirted trucker with the cigarettes in one sleeve and then sue the punk for knocking you in the nose with the door. Panov was very lucky indeed. Mo lucky.

Good day my friend!!! I ask you read through this letter, to that probably it is your destiny. This letter I wish to begin that I search for the love and the man which can make me very happy. Probably it you my friend and then I ask you respond to this letter. I wish to tell to you about myself. My name is Elena and me of 29 years. I have light hair and I wish to tell to you my friend, that at me a charming smile which I wish to divide with you. Therefore I shall be very glad to that having received this letter you will have fine mood. I live in Russia. Tell to me about that where do you live my friend??? I search that only thing for the man which me will love and care of me. I very serious and vigorous woman, which else can give love to my only thing to the man. If you are interested in me and would like to look my pictures I ask to go you on my personal page and I hope, that you will love my pictures. Please If you want have friendship with me you can write to me at my personal e-mail: ellennalove@googlemail.com I dream that I nevertheless shall meet my happiness. I do not lose hope to be happy and loves and I hope, what exactly from you my friend I shall receive the letter. I shall wait very much for your letter and as soon as I shall receive your letter I shall answer at once him and to send you the pictures. I ask you to not forget and write the my dear friend to me on my private e-mail: ellennalove@googlemail.com. Sincerely yours Elena.

Apparently Elena has a charming smile that will divide me. I'm not sure what that means. Divide me into what? Elena, who's very serious and vigorous should have gotten serious and vigorous about Hooked On Phonics. And it's hard to take her serious when everyone knows it's gmail.com and not googlemail.com. Sheesh, Russian amateurs.

I do not know what I could imagine, but I confess that I have seldom. It would be very hard, indeed, my dear, if poor Isabella were to be. "You have made her too tall, Emma," said Mr. Knightley. "And really, I do not think the impression will soon be over," said Emma. "There is one thing, Emma, which a man can always do, if he chooses, and to be sure. Yes. Not that I think Mr. Martin would ever marry any body, but the idea of anything to be done in a moment, was increasing. She was not struck by any thing remarkably clever in Miss Smith.

Emma assured her there would be no difficulty in the answer and advice. She meant to be very happy, in spite of the scene being laid at Mr. C. "No, I do not know that Mr. Wingfield considers it very sickly", except Harriet was soon back again, and the proposal almost immediately made; "Ah! my dear, but Perry had many doubts about the sea doing her any go. "You, sir, may say anything," cried Mr. Elton, "but I must confess this". He agreed to it, but with so quiet a "Yes," as inclined her almost to reply. "You, sir, may say anything," cried Mr. Elton, "but I must confess that it's true," she cried, "very true".

You are very obliging to say such things, but certainly not. As to who, or what Miss Hawkins is, or how long he has been acquainte Mr. Knightley was to dine with them, rather against the inclination of Mr. Elton was the very person fixed on by Emma for driving. Such another small basin of thin gruel as his own was all that he could produce. "Ah! Harriet, here comes a very sudden trial of our stability in good". It was a great consolation that Mr. Elton should not be really in love. A very proper compliment, and then follows the application.

The sitting was altogether very satisfactory; she was quite enough pleased. "Where is the young man?" said John Knightley. "Has he been here?" He came back, had had his hair cut, and laughed at himself with a very "With a great deal of pleasure, sir, at any time," said Mr. Knightley, Mr. Weston, on his side, added a virtue to the account which must have "Oh no! certainly not too tall; not in the least too tall. Consider, Mr. Knightley's air is so remarkably good that it is not fair to complain. A small heart had Harriet for visiting. Only half an hour before. "You are a very warm friend to Mr. Martin; but, as I said before, are, I shall always be very sorry that you went to the sea this autumn", in Harriet could not very soon give an intelligible account. She was feeling bad, then she is a greater simpleton than I ever believed her. What is the "Indeed, Harriet, it would have been a severe pain to lose you; but it to be sure, so it is. But they live very comfortably. They have no in.

Honestly, I was drawn into the story. So many twists and dialogue almost as good as Quenten Tarantino. This was good stuff. Sadly, the ending is about as clear as the beginning. Truly a murder mystery if ever I had read one.

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Sounds like the prelude to Brokeback Mountain. I could be wrong. Maybe if I'm lucky some of the spam I receive tomorrow will answer my questions, or finish off these stories. Yes, spam isn't all bad, because sometimes it's the best email you'll get all day. Usually not, thankfully.


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